30 May 2011

The Ninja


Ninjas like to give backrubs without being asked, and they will tell you that you look nice and mean it. Ninjas can levitate and run up walls. Ninjas are countable as rough because they are tough, and the two come hand in hand. Their toughness (defined here as resistance to being killed) is a result of many years of intensive training. Ninjas wear slippers, pirates wear boots. Most pirates have a wooden leg, too.

Ninjas are stealthy, silent, and they always look good in black. So why do so few A-list action movies feature ninjas these days’ Ninjas are being kind to us and however we haven’t returned the favor. Even so, ninjas have stealthily taken over the planet in the final couple of years and nobody over 30 saw it coming.

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